I really enjoy giving tuition to my P3 boy.. He's so smart, cute and funny that i wish i have more time with him every session! Today, he asked me 3 questions..
Question 1
TH: Why do hens hate cooks?
Me: Because they kill them to cook?
TH: No.. It's because cooks beat eggs.
He further explained to me that eggs are laid by hens, so hens hate cooks who beat their eggs. ('-')"
Question 2
TH: An Indian boy saw a $2 note and a $1 coin on the floor. Which one will he pick up?
Me: Both?
TH: No.. He'll only pick up the $2 note.
Me: Hmm.. Why?
TH: Because Indians always say "yuan2 de4 bu4 neng2 na2" (meaning: cannot take circular one), so he won't pick up the circular coin.
Question 3
TH: Another related question.. An Indian boy saw a $10 note far away and a $2 note near him. Which one will he pick up?
Me: $10?
TH: No.. He cannot pick up the $10 note because "yuan3 de4 bu4 neng2 na2" (meaning: cannot take the far one).
Hahaha..
Isn't he just so cute? He'll have lots of interesting things and crap that he thought of to share with me every lesson. What a joy to teach him! =)